För bra att inte dela med sig av
Hittade några kissa-på-sig-roliga grejer på en konstig hemsida där folk skickar in skumma sms de fått.
Here we go...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diper. It's not.
So i'm pretty sure when I was giving a birthday blow j, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "She'll be coming round the mountin when she comes"
Is it too wierd if I'm a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I told my boyfriend my favourite food is strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You know that hot chick that stutters? Talk about an awkward orgasm...
Made my day
Here we go...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diper. It's not.
So i'm pretty sure when I was giving a birthday blow j, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "She'll be coming round the mountin when she comes"
Is it too wierd if I'm a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I told my boyfriend my favourite food is strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You know that hot chick that stutters? Talk about an awkward orgasm...
Made my day
Förvirrad respons
Postat av: tore
SÅ SJUKT BRA! Första fick mig att skratta högt till och med ju, och flera var helt underbara! Åh, Tack! Puss på dig
Postat av: tore igen
fastnade direkt. Min favorit just nu är:
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
moahah! puss
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